R.I.P

I tried to re-tune my ukulele earlier, it was making this awful, droning sound, the sort of noise a thousand cursed souls would make when banished to the realms of hell. Anyway, I left it up in my room and popped downstairs because the kettle had boiled, when I returned to play some crazy Hawaiian, low fidelity riffs and all the strings had split and I found the bridge half-way across the room :( I’m inconsolable.