'Bros Before Hoes'

I was discussing this the other day, if everyone believed the Bros Before Hoes ethos, in an end-of-the-world scenario man-kind would be extinct. If say you were the last person in the world, and you had a choice between your girlfriend and your brother to stay with you, 'Bros Before Hoes' would mean you chose your brother over your girlfriend. This would then lead to a lack of pro-creation and man-kind would become exctinct. I honestly wonder what goes on in my brain sometimes.

ANYWAY, pros and cons:

+ I'm 17
- On the day I can finally learn how to drive theres a fuel crisis
+ Foals/Fourtet session on vinyl
- REVISION
+ Started listening to Radiohead again
+ In the process of acquiring a 4-track recorder
- MORE REVISION
- Alex was in France all week
++ Birthday Party
-- Hangover

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First exam

Unlike other students, my first exam was today and it went quite well - but the examiners must have been feeling cruel and chose the hardest poem out of Blakes' Songs of Innocence and Experience: The Human Abstract. If your that interested look it up, its terriblly religious and philosophical!

In other news I was messing around on Ed's guitar and amp and found the 'Tom Morello' sound, I may upload a video soon

tara xx

A limmerick of an unfortunate scorer

There once was a young lad from Essex

Who went down the road for a quick fix

He came back crying

His emotions were flying

And said: “I think the ‘E’ stands for Estrogen, I’ve been tricked”

Procrastination

I haven't posted in a while.

PROS AND CONS:
- Hayfever
+ Learning some juicy Kings of Leon licks
+ Study Leave
- Exams
+ BBQ tommorow
+ Good weather all week
- Bad weather today




I can't think of much else - I'll more than likely post something a little more detailed soon xxxxxx

No more wetting my whistle

So I’ve began my (half)pledge to give up alcohol until my birthday (23rd may), lets face it that’s like a fortnight so good effort on my part really.

Withdrawal symptoms include:
Sobriety

I was watching the box earlier on and the new Budweiser advert came on, the one where the men play instruments with bottles of bud, and I thought ‘Wow, alcohol advertisements are amazing’. Lets face it, if the Government were to get rid of booze adverts on our teles, like they did with tobacco ads, then our coffee breaks between episodes of CSI would be full of ‘Injury Lawyers 4 U’ and ‘Loans 4 U’ adverts. Beer adverts are amazing, Peter Kay on John Smiths, the epic black and white Guinness, and of course Budweiser – man I love television/beer.

Owned

My history teacher owned me hard today. I brought up the fact that I'm seeing The Cribs over Metallica at Reading Festival and she got VERY defensive, and in front of the class said that although Metallica were past their best, when they were at their peak they were very good; where as The Cribs are at their peak now and are shite. She then went on to compare the characterstics of Tsar Nicholas II to that of a Cribs fan: weak and incepide.

In other news, me and Ed have been sat around laughing at Brian Blessed on Have I Got News For You and counting the number of times the Tory MP got ripped on it.
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